Episode 17
Kyle, Kyle!
Kyle!
Oppa!
I'm sorry...
Do you want me to have my son follow him?
It's no use.
He's close with my younger daughter. I'll ask her to persuade him.
Don't worry.
Is he really close with her?
Yes. He's giving her a driving lesson, and they're like brother and sister.
Ruby, come in.
How are you?
Hello.
It's me.
Hi.
It's our first conversation over the phone, right?
I think so.
Thank you for the lunch.
Anytime.
Don't spend your time to pack my lunch.
It's okay. I set the timer.
But still. You have to get up early for that. I feel sorry.
Ok. How's the business?
The same. Sold out everything.
That's good. Isn't the time the helper arrives?
Yes. She just came in.
Good. Talk to you later.
Bye.
Go look for Kyle.
He must have gone far... Maybe to the temple...
What good is all that meditation...
What?
There was this man who would chase a woman and ask,
"Can I show you the way to nirvana?"
So?
This woman got extremely annoyed, so she answered him back,
"The way you're going is out of line."
That makes sense. Isn't that a pun?
Yeah.
How about going to a temple with Kyle once in a while?
I think it'll be a good exercise for you.
Wouldn't Kyle disappear and seclude in a temple all of sudden?
He will not.
But since he severed his family tie to become a monk,
it's easier for him to do that.
I think not. He wouldn't do that to strangers.
Call him. Let's see where he is.
He left his phone home.
I feel sorry to his mother.
She tugged at my heart too.
I think Kyle ran out because he felt so sorry to his mom.
I know.
So?
I stopped by the hotel, and saw her to the airport to comfort her all along.
He's very stubborn! If I were him...
Not sure whether he's unselfish, or thoughtless, but I'd rather live as an hotelier.
What's good of being a monk?
If our life is nothing but a dream, a life as a monk is also nothing but a dream, right?
Yeah, whether a Christian or a Buddhist, we all need to survive.
I think if Ruby hits on him, he'll change his mind.
Why not, since they get along so well?
If I were a man, I would be taken into her charm, too.
You think so too, huh?
If things go that way, all our financial problems can be resolved.
It was nice that you accepted Prince. He brought luck.
I think so.
Raise him well. Don't be hard on him.
Coral said he had something to tell.
What?
Isn't he going to say he'll give up preparing the exam?
Nonsense!
So, what is it? Tell me.
You're not giving up bar preparation, are you?
No.
Then what is it?
I'm going to marry.
Marry?
Yes.
Are you serious?
Yes.
In this situation? With whom?
Gangji.
The rice cake seller's daughter?
Yes.
You're crazy!
Actually, both her parents are professors.
Professors?
Yes. Her mother is a professor, and...
have you heard about Traditional Rice Cake Institute?
Sounds familiar.
She's the director of the institute.
But still. We cannot afford this marriage.
We can make it affordable.
You didn't even graduate from college.
Her parents are... very old and...
I'd better marry her sooner.
They must be rich then.
Yes.
Then let them pay all your marriage expenses.
She saw how we live, so she must be aware that they need to pay the expenses.
Does she have any siblings?
No, she doesn't.
The only child?
Yes.
Then you'll inherit all their wealth, right?
I'm not marrying her for money.
Well, her background is not bad...
I knew Gangji looked rich but how could she act so plain...
You knew that already, huh?
I didn't know either.
Do they want you to live with you? Or are they gonna get you a townhouse?
Just tell them to buy you a house. It's not a good idea to live with them.
If you feel embarrassed to ask them, then I'll do it.
I won't ask for a house. She must live with me here.
Come on, what are you talking about? She will not live in here.
She would.
She's just saying that.
It's not an empty word.
Wanna bet?
We'll only have a simple wedding ceremony and live.
It's all set.
With whom? With her?
Her parents agreed. I'm going to meet her father tonight.
What do you think?
They can marry since they love each other. She's genuine and pretty.
He's genuine and handsome, too.
So they are a good couple.
Tell Gangji that I want to see her mother before making any decision.
Ok?
We set a date on our own.
As when?
The 7th of the next month.
Considering my study, it's better to do it quickly.
Then do it after you get a test result next year.
I know it may sound too abrupt to you but, I made a decision after giving a good thought.
So trust me.
I need to meet her mother. It doesn't feel right.
You can meet her but nothing will change our decision.
Are you saying you'll marry her even if I'm against you?
Yes.
You should have guided him well as his sister!
It's my decision, not hers.
Call Gangji. Tell her to come to my mom's house.
I'll ask her to come here.
Oh, don't worry. Leave the matter to me, and just concentrate on your study.
Ok.
Sorry, mother.
I bought this the other day, but was unable to give you since you're not home.
Really?
I'll exchange to another if it doesn't fit you.
I think it'll fit me.
Try on, mom.
Shall I?
It's plum tea.
Thank you.
It fits me perfectly!
Can I see?
Wow, you're like a model.
Oh, that's too much.
Model for Home shopping channel.
How did you know it's my favorite color?
Is it?
Yes.
It goes well with your fair skin. Nice design. Don't you think so?
Yes.
Thank you.
My pleasure.
Think positively. He's not a monk yet, and his landlord promised to persuade him, right?
Yes.
Then don't be despaired.
He used to a good boy when little...
Do you want me to meet him? How about having him stay in my house?
I think it's better for him to live there for now.
I see. Let me know their address after you get home.
And his number too.
My goodness. I forgot to ask the number.
Ask someone to find out the number of Mr. Goong, a doorman at Ess Hotel.
Kyle lives in his house.
I see.
Your products taste really good.
I'll bring different kinds of rice cake every day.
No no, it's better to taste it once in a while.
When are you gonna leave?
How about 5:00 p.m.?
Or 5:30.
Gangji.
Yes.
Don't you think you're too young to marry? You can still enjoy a single life.
I may be young but my parents are good aged.
And I think a late marriage can be problematic when it comes to raising a child.
Well, that's true, but...
I was a bit shocked by your marriage decision. I'm at loss where to start for preparation.
Isn't it better to have a formal parental greeting first?
Yes. How about this weekend?
It'll work.
I'll tell my parents and decide a meeting place.
Where do you think you'll live after marriage?
I told you.
But her parents might have a different opinion.
They know about our decision.
Are you sure you can live here?
Of course. I won't bother his study. I can get along well with my sisters-in-law.
But why?
You have a small family, and so Coral can live in your house or you can get a new house.
You know I cannot afford it for now.
Then forget about marriage. Why should you marry when you can't afford it?
We'll do it in a simplest way.
Gangji, I need to talk to your mother before a formal greeting.
Ok, I'll tell her.
When can I get a ride?
When Ruby becomes a good driver.
Grandma, isn't it a bit dark here?
To save electricity. And as I get old, my eyes feel more comfortable in dim lights.
I don't think so.
I mean it.
Grandma, do you have seaweed?
Yes, of good quality. Why? You want it?
Yes.
But it's not anyone's birthday.
Just because.
Did Kyle's mom leave?
Yes.
All my preserved side dishes have gone with her.
Grandma, Coral is gonna get married.
Is he?
We need your help.
How?
They should get a nice apartment for them...
...instead of allowing them to live in our house, right?
Maybe her parents want Gangji to learn our family tradition at our house.
Of course!
You think so?
I bet, they will get a new house after having their daughter trained a few months.
Well then, it can't be better.
Are her parents really professors?
Yes.
Then they must be very intelligent.
You should act with manners and earn respect from Gangji.
Right. Change the manner you talk first.
What's wrong with it?
You always talk too rough.
Don't worry. It was because you and the kids got on my nerves.
I was nice to Gangji today.
She's the only child, so she'll inherit all her parents' assets.
What a great fortune for Coral!
Once he passes the exam, he'll be like a Benz on the highway.
Absolutely. People need a strong pull to be successful,
but we've not had any good connection until now.
If my friends find that I'll have professor in-laws, they'll be envious of me.
Why yes!
That's the only reason I agreed on their marriage.
By the way, why do you need to see her mother in private?
To find out what's in her mind regarding wedding gifts and financial support.
Are you sure of yourself?
What?
Are you sure you can manage a conversation with a professor?
What if they use some English words?
You'd better stay back instead of exposing your ignorance.
Just staying back is the best policy for you.
He's right. Don't make unnecessary troubles...
But I already told Gangji to set a date.
Just cancel and we'll see them at a formal meeting.
Ok.
Be careful with Gangji, not to let her find your fault.
Mind your own business.
They might already know about your secret son, Prince.
Huh? Do you think Gangji told about it?
Why not?
How's your study?
It's ok.
His hobby is studying.
Go ahead.
Thank you.
Please go ahead.
Oh, I don't like it much.
It was your favorite though.
Appetite changes.
Wouldn't the marriage affect your study?
It should not.
It depends on you.
I know.
Good evening. How is it?
Good. Please come in.
You got healthier! How do you feel?
She's now much active.
Thanks.
You're making a feast of ramen!
Because it's delicious.
You know I enjoy every kinds of food.
I think you especially like ramen.
So we'll have meat tomorrow, huh?
Yep.
How's your writing?
I was not able to write even a single line.
Why not?
Kyle's mother came in the morning, making a fuss. We'll have a sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law?
Coral's getting married.
Coral, is that true?
What?
Your marriage.
Yes.
Wow, that's a real shock.
How do you feel?
I don't know.
Why not?
I have shampoo in my hair.
How many children will you have? Huh?
How many do you want?
Just two. If each of us, including Prince, has two, we'll have ten kids.
Hey, stop bothering him.
Huh?
Oppa!
How did you come?
By car.
Where were you?
Just here and there. I stopped by the house for the car.
Did you have dinner?
You didn't.
I'm not hungry.
Make a right at the interaction. There's a snack bar in the alley.
Did you decide?
I'll have bean sprout soup.
Two bean sprout soup.
Ok.
I'm so touched.
Why?
Because you came to pick me up.
Of course I'd come.
You left home in stress. Don't you still feel sad?
I do.
My mom tried to comfort her.
Call her tomorrow to see if she returned home safe.
Ok.
Oppa.
I'll drive.
Ok...
I'll kidnap you.
I don't care.
How about going to the beach? I'm off tomorrow.
Jade, I'll take Kyle do the beach since he's so down.
Don't worry. I'm off tomorrow.
I'll take the wheel if you're sleepy.
I'm ok.
Sleep.
Feel like I'm being kidnapped.
I won't kidnap somebody to a local beach.
Then where? To deep forest?
Farther, like to the U.S.
Then please kidnap me.
It's up to you.
Should I be nice or should I be mean?
Do you really want to visit the U.S.?
Of course.
I'll think about it.
I'm happy.
Why not answer the phone?
It's Dr. Mama boy.
Do you still see him?
No.
Then why?
I don't know. Maybe he still cannot give up on me.
Answer the phone, anyway.
Hello.
It's me.
Yes, doctor.
Doctor?
Your mother told me to address you as Dr. Yoo.
Are you home?
Not yet.
You are not home?
No.
How come at this hour?
What's your business?
Should I call you for business only?
We are over.
I'm not over with you yet.
Can you say that exactly to your mother?
If I do...
can we see again?
I'm in a car.
Whom are you with? The American guy?
Yes.
Go home immediately.
Good bye.
When he calls me again, interrupt our conversation.
How?
Well... like, "Ruby, want some coffee?" or whatever.
Ok.
What?
Were you sleeping?
Of course, it's after midnight.
I need to talk to you now.
Why?
It's about Coral's marriage. We need to go back home.
But how? We agreed to live separately. And there's no room.
We can ask our mothers to live together,
and give an emptied place to Jade and Ruby to live in.
Give me a break. You think our mothers will agree?
So we must persuade them.
You do it if you can. I can't persuade my mom.
Ask her tenaciously.
Don't you know her? And they hate each other, prone to fight.
But we can't live in an exile once our daughter-in-law joins the family.
Do you want to look pitiful to Gangji?
I want to be treated as a respectable mother-in-law.
Served day and night with courtesy?
Of course.
Were you a good daughter-in-law?
I couldn't, since I was in a bad situation.
That's an excuse. It's nothing do to with a situation.
If you were willing, you could have served my mom well.
As you just admitted, your mother is hard to deal with.
Had I lived with her, we would be estranged by now.
And now you're asking her to live with your mom?
We can at least ask.
Don't you wish Gangji serve you respectfully as her father-in-law?
We should live with her to get intimate.
We can hardly get close in this current situation.
Let's celebrate each other's birthday.
Aren't you cold?
I have a pretty warm body.
I'm happy to be here.
Me too.
The sight of sea reminds me of a song.
What song?
A girl by the river of Soyang. Have you heard of it?
No.
You want me to sing?
Yeah.
Here we go.
The sun went to sleep...
and the dusk fell on Soyang.
In the lonely field of reeds
pierced a song of a cuckoo.
Cukcoo cukcoo cukcoo cukcoo cukcoo
My first love, my pure first love
I wished you knew it but you're gone.
Oh lonely girl longing for her love
by the river of Soyang.
Clap!
Your turn!
My turn?
Yeah. If you don't know any Korean song, you can sing "Oh My Darling Clementine." Now.
Ready? Sing!
Well...time for breakfast.
What brought you here?
To have breakfast together.
Well...
What?
What's the occasion?
My birthday.
Really?
Happy birthday!
How did you know?
I have a prophetic ability. I knew it by a dream.
Did Kyle tell you?
Since we promised to be honest to each other... Actually, I asked him to find it out.
It'll get cold.
I'm touched.
Oh, it's only a treat of a meal.
But we know the value and efforts put in a meal.
It can't be a match to your mother's seaweed soup, though.
Isn't it bland?
Perfect.
It really hits the spot. Zesty.
That's good.
Thank you.
I feel much better.
Mom.
Yes?
I made a perfect coffee.
Isn't it good?
Yes.
Your mother-in-law doesn't know the taste of coffee.
'Cause she has a humble taste.
Boorish, not humble.
This is so good.
Don't I look graceful with coffee?
Because you are graceful by nature.
Had I married a perfect man, I could have lived a real graceful life.
Your grandson will make you live in grace and comfort.
It can't be better...
Mom, how about living with my mother-in-law?
Why? What are you talking about?
Live with her just for a few months when Coral's married.
We need a place for Jade and Ruby to live in.
So this coffee is not free.
Just for a few months, please?
Forget it. I can't live with her, not even for a few days.
Then what should I do? I can't act as a mother-in-law in this situation.
If I live with your mother-in-law, I'll get sick because of stress.
You can butter her up just a little.
Didn't you tell me the other day? Three days with her were like three years.
Why do you ask me to do what you can't do?
You're not her daughter-in-law.
And they say that daughters-in-law abhor anything about "in-laws."
She and I are in the worst-fated relationship.
Our relationship's got entangled because of your marriage to Sangsik.
I don't want to even talk about it.
Mom....
Please do me a favor.
I don't think she'll ever move in here.
Do you know what will happen if I move into hers?
She'll examine my nails and teeth day and night,
nagging me all the time cleaning after me.
She's more than a neat freak, and it's a kind of illness.
Mysophobia.
I know. I'm not asking you to live with her forever...
Ask her first. She'll refuse flatly.
Thank you. I feel like I just gained 2 lbs.
You'll be okay even if you gained 10 lbs.
What if I look dull?
Don't worry.
When is your birthday?
To pay me back? You don't have to.
When is it?
It's past.
I don't think so.
I'm not lying. It's in January.
When in January?
I'll tell you in January.
In solar calendar?
No, in lunar.
Then it's not past.
I celebrated my birthday in the past January, ok?
But it's lunar. You celebrated last year's birthday in last January.
Aren't you worried about Kyle since he didn't come home last night?
He must be meditating at a temple. Don't change the subject.
You are so tenacious.
Take it positively, that I'm concerned about you.
He went to Kangwondo with Ruby.
Why?
She wanted to refresh his mind since he looked very depressed yesterday.
I see. I wish I go to the beach.
Then go tomorrow.
Alone?
With your friends.
They're all busy.
What?
To make some tea.
I'll do it.
It's your birthday.
Stay seated.
How do customers react to Woobin's autograph?
They ask if it's real. Actually they don't believe he was here.
Woobin is a really talented actor.
Why do you call him oppa when he's not your own brother?
Then what should I call him?
You can call his name.
Haven't you been addressed as "oppa"?
My sister did enough to me.
You know brides in these days call their husband oppa.
What if your bride addresses you in that way?
I'll correct her.
Like sweetheart or honey?
A married couple is not siblings,
so it's improper to address each other like their own siblings.
Do I sound too conservative?
No. You are right.
Are you busy tomorrow night?
Yes.
Do you have an appointment?
A formal parental greeting for Coral's marriage.
Did your mother accept it?
For now. Anyway it's a parental meeting.
I'm not going there.
I can't close the business today but... I like to treat you.
You mean dining out?
Yes.
Ok.
Do you like Western style food?
If it's not too formal.
Which do you prefer, mood or taste?
It's your birthday. You decide.
Ok.
How about going to the movies?
Goodsoon!
Are you playing hookey?
What are you talking about? I told him.
What did you say?
None of your business.
I'll call you later to make sure you're ok.
Why are you picking on me?
You really don't know? Already forgot what I told you?
Are you that stupid?
Are you out of mind?
I am. Because of the silly Goodsoon.
You're so fickle to change your attitude...
Because you told me you're sick of hearing me.
That's why I flattered you the other day.
Gosh...
And you!
Me?
I need to talk to you after school.
What for?
I need to talk to you.
Do it now. I'm busy after the class.
Then next Monday.
Tell me now.
Let go of me.
Dongja, are you gonna ditch the class with her?
We're not ditching. I have a severe stomachache, and I told my teacher.
You too, Dongja?
Don't you have her photo?
It's in my phone, but Coral took it out with him.
I can't understand her at all.
Are you sure she wants to marry him with all his family background?
There's a saying "Love me, love my dog." Just like that.
The more I think, the more I'm confused.
It's not bad to start humble and get prosperous.
But you and Ruby should marry before Coral.
Grandma.
Were you on a night shift?
No. I've stayed out overnight with Kyle.
What do you mean?
We went to pray at a Buddhist temple.
You are not a Buddhist.
Also, you could do that during daytime but why...
Oh, I'm not a Buddhist, but I prayed for your healthy long life.
So what did Buddha say?
You will live long if you get along well with Joe grandma.
What?
My goodness...
I'm concerned about Gangji...Can she survive among her tough sisters-in-laws?
I know.
Actually I think Jade would be nice to her, but the problem is you. You're so picky.
You say that because you don't know Jade. She's tougher for Gangji to deal with.
Being nice, being perfect...
she'll require the same from Gangji.
Really?
So it's been three years?
Yes.
It's like a new car.
It's here.
Well... Back off the car.
Yes, sir.
Let's go.
Yes sir.
Wow...
Do I smell of cigarette?
I told you I quit.
Can I trust you?
I don't lie.
Though you hide, huh?
Yep.
Younggook likes chocolate cake. I wonder if he had seaweed soup today.
Seaweed soup?
Today is his birthday.
Is it?
The 21st of August.
Oh my...
It's ok. It just didn't come to your mind since he's not home.
How could I forget my son's birthday...
Hello?
Younggook.
Hi, mother.
I think I'm now too old.
Why?
I forgot it was your birthday.
But you know it now.
Goodsoon reminded me. I'm so sorry.
It's ok, since I've been away from home.
I guess you didn't have seaweed soup, did you?
I did.
You did? How come?
My landlord made it for me.
Really? How nice!
I think your father is coming.
Ok. Is everything ok?
Yeah. Don't worry.
Bye, mother.
Bye.
Hello?
You got a wrong number. No.
Hey, hello there?
Good girl. Did you finish?
Let's go home.
You should be quiet.
Ouch! Ahh...
Are you ok?
I'm sorry...
Did I hurt you?
Wait.
Is the kitty inside?
Yes.
Let me see.
What's the big deal about the kitty?
I'll get you some water.
Meow...
Here's some water.
Turn on the light.
Are you sure you're ok?
I'm ok. Turn on the light.
Isn't it the same kitty?
Yes.
You like it that much?
So cute and adorable!
I got it a shot and bathed.
How come?
Its nutritive condition was so bad that I had a vet look after it for two days.
So you had the luxury.
Is it female or male?
Female.
Touch your nose.
Is it swollen?
No, just make sure it's ok.
It'll be ok. Don't worry.
I was hearing the kitty.
I was going to show it to you tomorrow morning.
Didn't you see her mommy?
No, she's nowhere.
Must have deserted her baby. Lots of cats do that.
That's why it's just an animal.
She smells good.
I think its mommy must be a Persian cat.
I think so.
Isn't that you who brought the cake for me?
Yes.
I had the half of it, and I was worried the other half might go bad.
So I was going to put the leftover in the fridge.
It was exactly "a wooden roller thrust out in the dark."
I was scared, too.
I might find a bump on my forehead.
Do an icepack before you go to bed, ok?
I don't care. You don't either, huh? Little baby?
How did you know I liked chocolate cake?
Really?
Yes.
I hesitated over between whipped-cream or chocolate cake.
One thing I missed was that I was unable to share my birthday cake.
Kyle could have been here.
He said his mentor was hospitalized. He's looking after him.
Can a monk be sick?
Of course. They are human too.
Because people living in clean air are usually healthy.
Good night, little baby.
I'll put the cake in the fridge.
Aren't you gonna eat it with me now?
Aren't you full?
It's only a cake, not a meal.
I'll bring forks.
Let's eat in the kitchen.
Ok. Let me wash my hands.
How nice...
Delicious.
So you're sorry to have the cake alone,
but not very sorry that no one sang a birthday song?
I did. Will you sing for me?
If you do, I'll tell you a funny story.
Tell me first. If it's really funny, I'll sing for you.
So you'll sing if I make you laugh, ok?
Ok.
An elementary school teacher gave her students homework...
...to find what the 5 Oceans and the 6 Continents are.
A boy had not idea, so he asked his grandpa.
Grandpa! I have a quiz about the 5 Oceans and the 6 Continents.
The grandpas said, "It's a piece of cake."
The 5 Oceans (miss) are Kim, Yi, Park, Chong, and Choi,
and the 6 Continents (liquor) are beer, wine, tequila, whiskey, boilermaker, and...
But the last one didn't come to his mind.
So he said to his grandson, "well, it's all the same, just write 'Sake' then."
When the teacher read the boy's answers, she got shocked.
She asked the boy who helped him with the answers and the boy answered that...
...his grandpa did.
The teacher made a call to his grandpa.
The boy's grandpa answered the phone, and he said,
I knew you would call me. The last one must be 'Soju', am I right?
Isn't it funny?
Look at me.
See, you laughed. Sing for me, sing!
I didn't laugh because it's funny.
Yes you did.
Your face just made me laugh.
Do I look funny? Stop talking your way out of the situation.
I didn't laugh.
Oh come on.
If my sister and brothers hear me, they'll think I'm crazy.
You can sing with a low voice.
Sing for me now, please!
Oh my gosh!
Let's get out, hurry!
Do you know the answer?
What is it? Do you know the answer?
What is it?
Are you ok?
Jade?
Are you ok?
Is Jade here?
I'm here.
Why does this fall down so easily?
I'm sorry.
Are you ok?
Yeah.
Oh, it fell down again?
I'll put a new glass.
Ok.
No one's been here, right?
No.
Clean it up tomorrow morning.
Ok.
Seemed he ate something, huh?
Maybe.
Men really have a big appetite.
Since he's still young.
So our dad is still young, huh? I was scared.
Mom, can you live with my mother-in-law for a few months?
Why?
What would Gangji think of us if she saw us live like this?
But she already knew all.
But it's different before and after marriage. She could despise Coral if we live like this.
Then go home with your wife.
But there's no room.
You can live with my mother-in-law, giving your place to Jade and Ruby,
so that we can replace them.
I'd rather live with a dog.
Joe is the last person I can live with.
Why not? If I were you, I'd be happy that I'm not lonely.
She's making all fuss.
But look at the way she dresses herself. Isn't it nice?
That's what I'm talking about. She always dresses up the outside, but not inside.
Her house is all so dirty.
And the way she prepares food... is disgusting.
She doesn't even wash food thoroughly.
Lettuce or whatever, she's so lazy in washing them.
I remember I almost got a broken tooth when I was eating with her.
She didn't wash vegetables thoroughly so there were stones in her food.
Then you can prepare food.
I don't want to live in her house, or to have her in my house.
And I'm not crazy to serve that lazy woman.
For the sake of your child and grandchildren!
I'll get mentally ill.
Then Gangji may despise in her heart.
Whatever. It's not my fault, ok?
Who's responsible for this situation?
Our shame is your shame.
I don't care. Being ashamed is better than getting mental disorder.
It depends on how you look at things.
Look. If we live together, she'll always massage her mug, fiddling around.
And I'll be the one to do all the house chores. Wouldn't it be stressful?
Then ask her to take a turn to clean up the house.
She just doesn't listen!
I'm not a deaf.
Gosh... She's the worst sluggard I've ever seen in my 80 years of life.
Your mother-in-law.
I'd rather pee in my pants than use her restroom.
The stain in the toilet and all dirt in the restroom are terrible.
The smell of filth and sewage... The mere thought of it just disgusts me.
I'm almost throwing up.
That's yucky...
Did you have a good night sleep?
Yes.
Let me give you some soup.
You didn't have to prepare a breakfast for me.
Who cleaned up the broken glasses?
Coral did it.
I should have done it.
How's your forehead?
I'm ok.